Quote of the Day:

It’s 1:30pm and the kids have been sleeping for almost an hour. 

Crying interrupts a lunch date with ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm.’

Annoyed mom goes to investigate.

Annoyed mom finds 3 year old girl sitting on the potty and her younger brother crying from his crib.

Conversation was as follows:

Me: Alyssa, good job waking up to use the potty, but why is Evan crying?

Alyssa: I touched him on the nose

Me: But he was sleeping, why did you touch him on the nose?!

Alyssa: I touch him on the nose everyday

(…and we’ll just end the conversation there so I don’t embarrass myself with my annoyed reply)