So I'm going to try to get out of our apartment lease.
Why? Because I just feel so squished here and I might go crazy if I have to live here for 6 more months.
How? I'm not exactly sure, but I have a few ideas.
First, I'm going to just inquire about how one would go about getting out of the lease. I seem to remember the leasing agent saying that it was possible to get out of the lease without a penalty, but I don't remember exactly what the details were.
Then, if that doesn't work I'm totally going to play the Prego Card. I'm going to state the facts that we're about to have another baby and I can't even fit another crib into our apartment without putting it in the middle of the living room and that we really need a three bedroom place to live when the new baby arrives.
If that doesn't work I may have to revert to a formal complaint about how they are not holding up their end of the apartment lease by complaining about all the issues I have with this place.
Such as:
Having to turn off all the lights and the T.V. to blow dry my hair so the power doesn't go out...which it still does consistently because I'm always forgetting.
Having to plunge the toilet once a week and just never knowing if the toilet's going to flush or need to be plunged.
Waking up at 3:30am when the Daddy Elephant jumps out of bed for work
Listening to the Elephants use the toilet from my kitchen table
Listing all of the appliances that have had to be replaced since we've lived here.
The list goes on and on, but I'll stop here because I hope not to have to use this list.
So wish me good luck...